All right people. I give in. Having now been elfed by a dozen people or more, I can take no more. I will bow to the herd. I will join the throng. You win.
I have elfed myself. Four times over. Enjoy, you twisted cap-donned coryphees in candy-stripe tights! Enjoy!
Eh gads, I'm one as well. Lemmings. We're all lemmings.
And if that's not enough for you, you can go scrooge yourself as well.
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